Monday, November 23, 2009


It has come to my attention that I have a stalker.  She's been following my every move and I'm not sure how I feel about it. 

She's about 5'3" with dark hair and, unfortunately, a great smile.  She's usually carting around a 2 year old girl.  If you see this woman, run the other way.  She's liable to ignite, quite like a firecracker.


  1. Wow, for a second there I thought you might be talking about me. Then it hit me... I'm not 5' 3"!!! I'm 5' 2"!!! What a relief that was! Phew! I mean, I know it might have been a little creepy that time I was sitting outside your house waiting for you to come home, but you and I both know the real story behind that.... don't we?

  2. Is your screenname really LittleMama?