It has come to my attention that I have a stalker. She's been following my every move and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
She's about 5'3" with dark hair and, unfortunately, a great smile. She's usually carting around a 2 year old girl. If you see this woman, run the other way. She's liable to ignite, quite like a firecracker.
Wow, for a second there I thought you might be talking about me. Then it hit me... I'm not 5' 3"!!! I'm 5' 2"!!! What a relief that was! Phew! I mean, I know it might have been a little creepy that time I was sitting outside your house waiting for you to come home, but you and I both know the real story behind that.... don't we?
ReplyDeleteIs your screenname really LittleMama?
ReplyDeleteSeriously?