There are a lot of films that I find innocously bad, like Eat, Pray, Love - but I see their appeal and possible artistic merit. These are films I dread ever seeing a frame of...
1. Hot Tub Time Machine
Easily the least funny comedy trailer all year.
Complete with bad Michael Jackson joke.
2. Cop Out
Won't Kevin Smith just retire already? It was downhill
after Mallrats my man. Give it up.
3. Remember Me
How long before Pattinson is on TV after the last
Twilight movie?
4. Sex and the City 2
Are women this desperate for entertainment aimed
at them?
5. Beastly
Out of all the High School Musical cast, Hudgens is
easily my favorite - but why, Good Lord, why? She
should fire her agent, and CBS Films should crumble
around this trainwreck. Worst trailer of the year.
6. MacGruber
So it's a MacGuyver spoof with an unfunny cast
member from SNL. See you there.
7. Furry Vengeance
Brendan Frasier is involved. Enough said.
8. Killers
I like Kutcher as a person, or at least his outward
persona... but Heigl? If you're going to replace Cruise
and Jolie, bonafide stars I want to see, with Heigl and
Kutcher, you better start sending out your resume.
9. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
I know it is trendy to like Edgar Wright, but I don't.
In fact, I hate his films.
10. Tron: Legacy
I'm betting not even Olivia Wilde can save this one.
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